Subject: Dont open this message you gon die

I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn’t ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this “engagement” may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping, fondling each others naughty parts inducing orgasms, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.
Is this something you would be interested in pursuing?

(He sent me a picture of his abs - or lack there of - along with this note)

hey , your a hottie.can i be your sugar daddy? i would love to rock your world baby. i would spoil you like craze but do i get spoiled back wink wink ;)i am very good looking i have more pics if u like.IF NOT SORRY!! i like to have fun do you? ttyl cutie

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Hey, Im (Name). I am basically here looking for a sweet and beautiful down to earth woman for me. I have a hard time finding good girls elsewhere. I work with children and there well being for a living, I love my job. I enjoy all sorts of activities, I could always be on the go, or I can kick back with a movie and some take out. If you find some interest in me, Just drop me a simple line and I will reply


In bed, i love cute feet, with painted toe nails, prefer a hot color, pink,orange,green,yellow or french.
i love a women’s nice round ass. i like to do 69, i will suck your toes, eat you in both areas, bend your hot legs back and drive you wild with my tung tasting your sweet juices, as long as your clean, Im telling you this now so when i waste time and money on dates and in the long run you are not into what i am. its all a waste of time.

now, who has the balls to tell all this? Me ofcourse, because i know exactly what i want. A nice down to earth girl, that also meets my sexual needs.

i want to meet you, do you have a facebook

my name is Joe
i am a full time worker
i like to hang out and do stuff
and on my free time i like to draw
wanna know more about me
message me back

can i have u

You dont need an imature loser form this site. I am a real man who knows how to treat a woman. Lets talk.

Hello, I am (real name)

You seem very interesting and I think you are very cute :)

I am fun, spontaneous and honest, I hope you are as well. As you can see from my profile I just got out of a very stressful relationship and it did not end well. At this point I am not really looking for anything serious, just a little fun right now….baby steps…lol,

If you are open to a physical relationship right now with no strings, late night calls, jealousy and heartbreak then I think we can have some fun. I understand this is not for everyone, and if it’s not for you I wish you the best of luck, however, I hope it is because you are very attractive and I think we will have a great time.

Subject: RE:RE: Hi

I really didn’t email you so you could give yourself a compliment, if you’re not interested in someone, don’t waste their time. I have better things to do then to put effort in to writing an email to someone who is just going to ignore it.

Subject: WOW!! You’re a hottie!!!

u are gorgeous gorgeous gorgeoussss!! hit me up so we can get to know each other!

I have to tell you how beautiful you are. I think we have a lot in common and we would be perfect match couple. I saw your profile, and I would really love to get to know you.

I live in Sheepshead Bay, & you? Where do you hail from? I created twenty CD albums of Russian newest music hits as audio CDs & video CDs.

We may enjoy bicycle ride together, i have my second bicycle for you.

*Please note that I have received this exact message TWICE over the course of 2 weeks. Copy & paste, much?

Subject: To Legit To Quit

Hey,
sorry about the subject but a friend on facebook posted it and I was unable to not quote this forgotten MC hammer gem. 

anyway I read your profile and thought some of your views were interesting and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

youre very gorgeous, love your photo and what you wrote… id love to chat . and whts your shoe size?

i think girls feet are sexy =)

Hey! I’m not normally covered in mud.. that’s a lie. You’re very cute. I think we might get along.